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Glenn Beck’s To-Do List To Save The World

Glenn Beck is to critical thinking as the deep sea anglerfish is to flying.

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The War On Christmas Starts Early This Year

‘Atta boy, Bill. There’s no such thing as seizing the “anxiety-ridden and religiously intolerant Christian majority” zeitgeist too early.

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Support Gay Marriage Or The Gays Will Marry Your Daughter

Pilates partners, Lady Gaga on repeat and mani-pedi dates. Please, homophobes; don’t allow gay marriage to become legal on a federal level. Marriage will become much less fun for straight girls all over the world.

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A Kid Reacts To An Obama Win

Funny, this seven year old responded better to an Obama win than most of his GOP elders.

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Obama On Secession

And once they’re gone, let’s change the locks on the doors.

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