Get out of my dreams and into my wagon

“U.S. President George Bush enjoys a cold drink in historic Heiligendamm, Germany, Thursday, June 7, 2007. The leaders of the G8 nations are holding their annual summit in the sea resort on June 6-8, 2007.”

I wonder what’s in that cold drink, hrm Mr. Bush?

“An upset stomach forced U.S. President George W. Bush to skip some meetings at an international summit on Friday, but he rejoined the gathering after several hours of bed rest.”

Sounds like a classic hangover to me.

40 Years of the Sweetest Military Occupation in the World!

Aw yah baby, 40 years to this day humanity took another wonderful step in the name of progress — the Israeli occupation of Palestine! Since then it’s been a lot of good times: dead children, suicide bombing, and indiscriminate attacks against civilian targets by the worlds most sophisticated military. And of course, don’t forget the help of good ol’ Uncle Sam, who personally lives off of the blood of dead brown people (and if you thought it was oil, you’re wrong! oil is actually used by Uncle Sam to lather up his penis before fucking the lower class and the third world)! We can only hope the next 40 are as happy and fun as the last 40:

Guide to Democratic Presidential Campaign Tiers

Compliments to Buffalo Beast…

we is what we rrr

we are young, we are brash, and we hold nothing sacred. we will intentionally step on your toes. we will inpregnate your daughter(s). we will say things that will make you cringe. and we will not apologize.

Death by Misguided Feminist Beliefs: Natasha Celine

Before you read this, the funniest two lines in this post are the first, ‘Using fancy words to defend a statement and picture’, followed later by ‘you’ll always be able to find some flimsy-ass pseudo-intellectual defense’. Anyway, off and away, AS ANTIQUATED LESBIAN SEAGULL ATTACKS!!!!:

Using fancy words to defend a statement and picture that are misogynistic doesn’t impress me. If you don’t want people to assume that you’re a misogynist, don’t talk like one. If that assumption offends you, well gosh, don’t I feel terrible for hurting your feelings. Yeah, I know the score. I’m not supposed to get all uppity and offended because it might make some man might feel bad about having insulted me.

The thing is, even if you aren’t a misogynist, you provide cover and sanction for people who are. And you get to feel enlightened and amused about it because you, personally, have never had to suffer the consequences of having society-wide contempt for your gender used to deny you opportunity. You’ve never had someone decide that, because you were a woman, it was all right to treat you like a child or cheat you in business transactions. You’ve never had to read about a man being dragged to death behind a car and the community it happened in worried mainly about how to cover up the blood stains on the pavement. Everybody heard about James Byrd, nobody gave a goddam about Luz Fierros. You don’t have your entire merit with others judged on the basis of whether or not they want to bed you because your whole identity has been so sexualized that you aren’t a person anymore to some people. Just a ho, or maybe a rejecting bitch, or too ugly to ‘hit’.

Justify it among your backslapping selves however you like. It doesn’t hurt you, it doesn’t degrade you, and you’ll always be able to find some flimsy-ass pseudo-intellectual defense for it. Like overentitled men always do. ‘It’s *ironic* misogyny, funny, ha ha. We don’t really *mean* that women exist solely as sextoys and a prima facie distraction from serious intellectual activity, it’s just a phrase. Also, we discussed it seriously among ourselves, and weren’t offended at all.’ Whatever.

But you don’t really give a damn what I think. So don’t waste my time pretending that you do while you’re trolling for links. And no, I won’t be linking to you as a news source even if you scoop the world with a picture of GWB himself eating kittens.