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Real / Unreal?

http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2004/01/20040122-5.html

Q Can we buy some questions?

THE PRESIDENT: Obviously these people — they make a lot of money and they’re not going to spend much. I’m not saying they’re overpaid, they’re just not spending any money.

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March 15, 2006

Poverty-Stricken Africans Receive Desperately Needed Bibles

“You say you’re suffering. I say, let the good Lord do the suffering for you,” she said. “You say you’re exhibiting the deleterious effects of severe dehydration and chronic malnutrition. And I say that no matter what ails you, the Holy Bible is the best medicine there is.”

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Depression de Jour?

Pre-YDM thoughts (Yuppie Death March):

You are the future you carve out. You are an atypically typical creature that is bruised, aged, and wittled down into a sensible, presentable human being. You are presented and you are shown. You are young and progressed until one day you wake up and it is all gone.

When they are sad in their suburbs robots water the lawn
and everything they touch gets dusted spotless.
So they start to believe that they haven’t touched anything at all.
While the cars in the driveway only multiply.
They are lost in their houses.
I have heard them sing in the shower
making speeches to their sister on the telephone.
Saying, You come home.
Darling, you come here.
Don’t stay so far away from me.
This weather has me wanting love more tangible.
Something I can hold because it’s getting cold.
So lets hold up our fists to the flame in the sky
to block out the light that is reaching for our eyes
because it would blind us. It will blind us.

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Ouch

Zinged to the 10th degree:

Ho hum. A rich girl’s carefully constructed life is thrown into sylishly-tussled disarray by her faux-serious problems with a rich drug addict. I may as well be reading about Paris fucking Hilton’s problems.

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Trix are for kids

Gotcha, during the work day nonetheless:

entr Epreneur: dude did you see this dudes profile btw
capos326: nope
entr Epreneur: radford.facebook.com/912020/user
capos326: you fucking cocksucker!
entr Epreneur: hahahahah
capos326: fuck you
capos326: nice try
capos326: you think im that stupid
capos326: that would have been so bad

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