December 23, 2005 + Funny roundabout joke link

vociferous – adj. Making a loud outcry; clamorous; noisy.

these people are real

straight from the proleteriat idioteque

“I don’t believe there is any conclusive evidence of global warming, and I certainly don’t believe that it can be attributed to human activity – and particularly not by activity by the United States. That is the political agenda behind the global warming scare. It is an anti-West, anti-U.S., anti-free enterprise movement.” — Rush Limbaugh, 2002

You are a weird little people

I had always assumed those little people were good at controlling themselves and that’s what made them such powerful ninjas. But apparently they can barely keep their hands to themselvse: Japan ‘groper’ dies after fleeing.

Also: 10 TRUTHS WHITE, HISPANIC AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT ASIAN PEOPLE WON’T ADMIT:

1. You can’t drive
2. Disneyland is not the happiest place on earth
3. The peace sign is outdated
4. Rice is not a main course
5. Taking pictures is fun, taking pictures of strangers is just weird
6. Feet were meant to grow
7. You need girls just as much as you need boys
8. Dogs were meant to be pets, not eaten
9. You don’t need above a 4.0 to graduate
10. Fanny packs are not an accessory

I’d rather be rich then happy

From an online chat at WashingtonPost.com this morning:

Herndon, Va.: Mr A: you haven’t been watching much Xmas season TV have you? Millionaires are ALWAYS unhappy until they learn true happiness from poor folks who know that real happiness comes from having no money.

Jorge Arangure Jr.: I think i’d rather be the millionaire guy.

To keep you cultured (nukka)

snap music – rap which incorporates very simplistic beats and finger snaps, coming from groups such as D4L and Dem Franchize Boyz

the Snap Dance – Nowadays outfits cost way too much to be sweating up. While getting on the dance floor when crunk music is playing may literally lead to you losing your shirt or a shoe, this simplistic dance that was invented to be performed to snap music is something you can do with your grandparents. All they have to do is decide on what to call it. It’s also known as the “Rock Wit, Lean Wit,” the “Laffy Taffy” and the “Poole Palace.”