Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let’s say you’re an astronaught on the moon and you fear that your partner has been turned into Dracula. The next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham!, you just slam the door behind him and blast off. He might call you on the radio and say he’s not Dracula, but you just say, “Think again, bat man.”
palpable – adj. 1. Capable of being touched and felt; perceptible by the touch; as, a palpable form.
2. Easily perceptible; plain; distinct; obvious; readily perceived and detected; gross; as, palpable imposture; palpable absurdity; palpable error
laffy taffy – n. 1. Bottom, buttox, butt, or ass. (Made famous by D4l in the song ‘shake that laffy taffy’.
2. An addictively delicious taffy made by the Willy Wonka Candy Factory. It is distributed by Nestle USA, Inc. Contains jokes on every wrapper.
Joke: How many sides does a circle have?
Two, inside and outside.
malfeasance – n. Misconduct or wrongdoing, especially by a public official.
ingratiate – v. to try to win somebody’s favor by pleasing him or her, especially in order to gain an advantage
