Mark Penn is a Fucking Prick and Other Relevant News

1. Talk about absurdity. How is Mark Penn spending his gigantic haul? is answered by Arlen at the Daily Background:

Hillary Rodham Clinton’s pit-bull pollster and chief strategist Mark Penn has his Washington, DC, neighborhood in an uproar. He recently started multimillion-dollar renovations on his house on O Street in Georgetown, but didn’t alert anyone beforehand, said one local. “It includes an underground garage and home office. His yard is an ugly, huge gaping hole that looks like the descent into hell.”

…It’s the talk of Georgetown: Why is Mark Penn, pollster and strategist to Sen. Hillary Clinton, building a tunnel underneath the lot between his two houses on O Street NW? Perhaps he wants to avoid prying eyes, or a 30-foot walk in wintry weather.

2. Fail:

3. White people like shitty musical comedy (what a surprise):

One of the more interesting things about White people is that they love singing comedians…..

It’s a pretty good idea because when you have jokes that aren’t that great and music that isn’t that great, you can mix them together and create something that will entertain white people.

4. Gun Buyback Misfires:

Oakland’s recent gun buyback was especially ridiculous. The police offered up to $250 for a gun “no questions asked, no ID required.” The first people in line? Two gun dealers from Reno with 60 cheap handguns. Fortunately the buyback did manage to get some guns off the street, too bad they were turned in by a bunch of senior citizens from an assisted living facility.

5. See More of this wonderful internet worlds: And The Next President Of The United States Of America Is…, Florida Hates Gays, Right-wing blogger kills himself to protest the existence of Muslims, Ralph Nader Annoys Everyone and Announces Presidential Run Again, Zionism, the Working Class and Struggle between Hamas and Fatah, and ol’ Georgey says “I’ll be dead before the true history of the Bush administration is written.”

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