Blog-O-Verse

Sorry for the lack of updates on the world of all things blog. We’ve been busy blogging ourselves into a damn corner over here. But here we go:

Do you want to hear Barack Obama say “That guy ain’t shit. Sorry ass motherfucker”? Well, now you can, because April Winchell uploaded all of the incredible cursing from Dreams From My Father into one blog post, aptly titled Barack Obama is tired of your motherfucking shit.

In the gross news of the day, a 72 year old grandmother is having a baby with (wait for it)… her 26 year old grandson. Wut the shit:

72-year-old Pearl Carter has fallen in love and is having a baby with her 26-year-old grandson Phil Bailey. The pair have hired a surrogate mother to have their baby. Pearl says: “I’m not interested in anyone else’s opinion. I am in love with Phil and he’s in love with me. Soon I’ll be holding my son or daughter in my arms and Phil will be the proud dad.”

And in other news, one tank of ethanol contains enough grain to feed one African for a year, if Juno was 10 times shorter and 100 times more honest, how to save 150 dollars on your cable and internet bill, how to inoculate your children against advertising, my church throws parties for prostitutes, and the Jews own all the worlds media (you know it has to be true, it’s on a blog!)