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Who needs civil liberties? I’ll tell you who: those damn jew media types, the liberals, the war haters, the terrorists, and the homosexuals. Basically, Communist Nazi’s who are waiting to take der jobs or der freedoms. And what freedom would I be talking about? Oh, you know, the freedom to start a falsified war against another country and then chill out in it’s nations capital without having to be answer ‘questions’ or other ‘ideas’ made up by the liberal intellectuals that want to destroy said freedoms.

Do you get where I’m going? Yes, it’s the alternate dimension of sarcasm land, where all my liberal pretenses are covered by a thick layer of cynical mucus. Yes, I do have vats of the cynical mucus available for purchase. And no, it will not get rid of your blemishes or substitute for lubrication.

To finish up, my Top 20 Posts from the ProBlogger Day 3 & Day 4 Top 5 Entries

1. 5 Things Every American Should Have Before Discussing Politics
2. Top five reasons why ‘Ignorance is bliss’
3. Top 5 Real Reasons Venezuela Kicked Out the IMF
4. Top 5 Reasons Your Girlfriend Shouldn’t Act Like Your Mom
5. Top 5 Drunk Celebrities Caught on Video
6. Five Unforgettable Roger Clemens Moments
7. Why Bill Gates can’t get no respect.
8. Top Five Ways to Discern Between Humans and Zombies
9. Top Five Deadly Sins
10. I Fly Free & Get Paid To Have Sex
11. Top 5 Things Nicole Richie is Going to do when Paris Hilton Goes to Jail
12. 5 Reasons Why You Are Fat
13. Top 5 reasons more black bloggers are needed
14. The Top 5 Best Ways To Advertise Your Blog If You’ve Only Got $10
15. Top 5 Willie Nelson Political Causes
16. Top 5 Porn Searches That (Mistakenly) Lead to My Blog — and Why That’s a Good Thing
17. Top 5…and a Half…Aspects of Blogging That Piss Off A 5 Year Blogger
18. Top 5 Things to Avoid Saying to a Lady
19. Top 5 Science Experiments On Cats
20. Top 5 Worst Things They Do In Movie Sequels