OMG, a blog roundup (the pleasure is all yours)

Do you want to see Georgey give the German prime minister a back massage (and not enjoy it one bit?) Of course you do, because it’s creepy, and nothing is better than a head of state freaking out after being touched by the President of the US. The back massage may be as effective as Ralph Nader sending a letter to the President on the Lebanese crisis.

If you want to check out an amazing travel diary, see the NYTimes ‘Frugal Traveler’, which is updated approximately each week. It’s almost as good as being a domesticated hippie, clogging up the arteries of America with your slightly above average taste and wireless internet connections.

In the weird, what the fuck story of the day, THIS GIRL WAS RAISED BY DOGS. And she isn’t even in a freak show yet.

Is it Friday? Yes, yes it is. Just remember to blog and keep your job.