Red States, Blue States, Porn States

Buzzfeed is all about the issues, which is why they recently teamed up with Pornhub to do a study on who watches more porn: Democrats or Republicans. And shock of all shocks — it turns out that jackasses watch more porn than those who are so afraid of sex that they consistently vote for people who legislate against it. And yet, Kansas–whose blood is redder than a rosacea victim’s cheeks–watches the most porn in the country. Which isn’t that surprising because really what else can you do in Kansas besides click your ruby red slippers three times and wish you were somewhere else?

What’s most compelling, though? According to Buzzfeed, if Pornhub were to just use porn consumption per capita as a predictor of political orientation, they could have predicted the results of the 2012 elections with 70% accuracy.