Vicky Soto, 2012’s Person Of The Year
There were many heroes that Friday morning at Sandy Hook Elementary. Principal Dawn Lafferty Hochsprung who lunged at the madmen. The Vice Principal who dialed 911. The unknown staffer who flipped on the intercom switch so the school could hear the shooting. The janitor who dashed down the halls warning everyone of the madman approaching rampage. The Newtown police first responders who rushed into the school. And Miss Soto.
And they remind us. Each of them. In their own way: Heroes don’t always lead nations. Or wear five stars. Heroes teach second grade English. And maybe wear cheap sunglasses. They remind us: Heroism has no dress code or training. The heroes of Sandy Hook Elementary weren’t born. They were forged in that moment. When their bodies screamed run, their minds said, the kids.
Sandy Hook Elementary heroism was the valor of everyday elementary school teachers who knew they faced certain death if they stayed. And they stayed.
Miss Soto and Principal Hochsprung went down knowing they wouldn’t get back up so that others might. So that others might return to their families and live to fight the agony we, as a nation, have felt too many times before.
Miss Soto knew she would not live when she shut the last closet door. But she stood her ground in the middle of her classroom. Waiting. She stared down the gunman when he burst inside the room. And Miss Soto’s final act was the most selfless one of all: She dove in front of the bullets of a madman with guns so her little angels might not.
Heroes collect Christmas ornaments, plastic flamingoes. They play Little Mermaid’s “Kiss the Girl” for a full semester until lovesick roommates get better. “When Victoria hugged you,” roommate Rachel Schiavone said, “she put her whole heart and soul into every hug she gave.” It was Miss Soto’s ordinary personal affectations that inspired Miss Soto’s extraordinary personal affections.
Miss Soto did not lead nations, guide armies, or found a Fortune 500 tech company. Miss Soto taught second graders English. And in the moment of utmost despair, Miss Soto stood with evil incarnated and didn’t back down.
Because heroism comes in cheap sunglasses. Because selflessness is taught in 2nd grade classrooms, Miss Soto is the 2012 Person of the Year.
Be sure to check out Prose Before Hos’ 2010 and 2011 “Person of the Year”:
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Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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Mister Fred Blassie in a breakfast mess yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Let’s play Twister, let’s play Risk yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I’ll see you heaven if you make the list yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Now, Andy did you hear about this one?
Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey, baby
Are we losing touch?
If you believed they put a man on the moon
Man on the moon
If you believe there’s nothing up his sleeve
Then nothing is cool
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Newton got beaned by the apple good yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Mister Charles Darwin had the gall to ask yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Now, Andy did you hear about this one?
Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey, baby
Are you having fun?
If you believed they put a man on the moon
Man on the moon
If you believe there’s nothing up his sleeve
Then nothing is cool
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Here’s a little ghost for the offering yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Here’s a truck stop instead of Saint Peter’s yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Mister Andy Kaufman’s gone wrestling yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Now, Andy did you hear about this one?
Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey, baby
Are we losing touch?
If you believed they put a man on the moon
Man on the moon
If you believe there’s nothing up his sleeve
Then nothing is cool
If you believed they put a man on the moon
Man on the moon
If you believe there’s nothing up his sleeve
Then nothing is cool
If you believed they put a man on the moon
Man on the moon
If you believe there’s nothing up his sleeve
Then nothing is cool
If you believed they put a man on the moon
Man on the moon
If you believe there’s nothing up his sleeve
Then nothing is cool
Man on the Moon by R.E.M. Remember?