A Very Special Fatwah Friday

Today is Friday and that means another edition of Fatwah Friday. Today is a special Fatwah Friday, however, as we are going to get all self-referential and recursive, and drop this major religious edict on y’all: Death to the pop song Friday by the infidel Rebecca Black! Her syrupy hooks and borderline retarded lyrics are a blight upon the humble, God-fearing, meme-worshiping netizens of the World Wide Interweb! Her 15 million views are a sign from Allah that the end times are surely upon us! Her iTunes prowess is sickening and sin before the Enchanted Wizards of the Internet! If you haven’t seen this yet, prepare to feel the fires of righteous fury: