He actually survives on blood from Lebanese children and burned books

While the Democrats, the Liberals, the Communists, the Gays, the Atheists, the Jews, the Media, the Jew Liberal Media, the Intellectuals, the Coloreds and other various despicable non-white / non-rich groups are trying to get our Lord and Savior, Slick Dick Cheney impeached, I take another view: I love him. And I suggest that you take a second to learn about how he’s a normal human, just like us, who sells his ‘fellow’ Americans a wonderful war his golf buddies can profit off of, has a lesbian daughter, several slaves, sleeps in a coffin, and who, like most humans, can occasionally breath air:

WASHINGTON, DC—At a special Earth Day event Sunday, Vice President Dick Cheney inhaled his first-ever breath of oxygen.

“I am…proud to stand before you today and…breathe in the same gas used by…millions of Americans,” said a wheezing and gasping Cheney, whose body is accustomed to compounds of chlorine and sulfur dioxide. “One breath, however, is enough for me. I’m glad the stuff will be out of the atmosphere forever in a few decades.”

Cheney then left the press conference to attend a cardiac health awareness dinner, where he feasted on human hearts.

Halliburton & Cheney says ‘sorry for your dead kids’: