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PART FOUR: VICE PRESIDENT ANNOUNCEMENT

And I am pleased to announce I’ve found a running mate for our nation who is as passionate in fighting for this country as I am.

I’ve spent the last few months looking for a running mate who can best help me shake it up in Washington and finally make our politicians work for your jobs, not theirs.

I found someone with an outstanding reputation for standing up to special interests and entrenched bureaucracies. Someone who is the child of immigrants and was the youngest UNICEF ambassador ever.

Someone who grew up in a hard-working middle class Hispanic family in Grand Prairie, Texas. Someone who was raised by a single-mom and stage actress who grounded her children in Catholic values, discipline, and whose husband rose from humble means overseas into a billionaire media mogul here.

Someone who has seen first-hand the abuses of Chinese hackers and the exploitation of the “main-stream media.” Someone who even stood beside the late Walker Texas Ranger. Someone who has been telling Americans to Fly To Your Heart!

My friends and fellow Americans, I am very pleased and very privileged to introduce to you the next Vice President of the United States, Missus Selena Gomez-Bieber of the great state of Texas. Someone who will always Love You Like A Love Song!

[STAGE DIRECTIONS: Cue Selena’s “Love You Like A Love Song” entrance. Pause so networks have time to cut to husband Justin Bieber glad-handing Kansas delegates’ families.]

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