The 2014 elections are on their way, so why not prep for it with this crash course in GOPese? NB: don’t blame the translator for the shitty translations; blame the shitty source language.
In the wake up the bombings in Boston, Fox News has diligently called for racial profiling, indiscriminate surveillance, torture, and basically every policy that violates the United States Constitution. Watch the below series of GIFs as Jon Stewart beautifully deconstructs how Fox News argues that America should essentially remove the Bill of Rights to fight terrorism:
In 2011, 70% of the population in one poll favored legalization of marijuana for medical use. Thankfully our Congress doesn’t serve the people, though; otherwise we’d have a bunch of sick pot heads.
But the Keystone Pipeline will create jobs, man…
The sequester was the hideous, Frankenstein-esque monster of their dreams. And yet, it is everyone else who must suffer due to Congress’ (recent) obsession with the deficit.
