Fake Science: Greatest Web Site Of All Time

It is not hyperbole when I say Fake Science is the greatest website of all time. First off, look at this:

Do you see how funny that is? That is art. It is a site of nothing but pure, emancipated uber-truthiness, spewing its hobgoblins of thought and mystery into your unsuspecting eyes. Go to that site, and go there often, or I will personally track down your IP address and sell your dog to a Chinese restaurant.