My Thoughts Channeled Via The Onion On Joe Paterno

Perfect, as always; Sports Media Asks Molestation Victims What This Means For Joe Paterno’s Legacy:

“When you told your family how Coach Sandusky forced you to engage in illicit ‘soap battles’ with him in the shower, what were their thoughts on Joe Paterno?” he continued as the abuse victim stared silently back at him. “Was their immediate response worry and concern for how this might tarnish his six Fiesta Bowl wins?”