The Best Going Rogue Review You’ll Read
There are many kinds of truth. There are truths based on facts, truths based on faith, and truths based on something that sounds as if it should be true (truthiness). Then there’s the kind of truth we find in Sarah’s book: stories and concepts that become truths simply because she states them. She’s a lot like our Lord and Savior, Glen Beck, in that respect.
Sometimes, she states truths that would be considered ludicrous if uttered by someone else. Her claim that the McCain campaign forced her to spend $150,000 in RNC funds to dress her family in designer clothes is one example of that. Although it might be easier to believe that she acted like a trailer park Zsa Zsa who’d found a credit card left behind at a possum feed, she blames McCain staffers. That’s good enough for us, because we have faith; we want to believe her truths.
But the book isn’t perfect. As much as I enjoyed the few short paragraphs in which Mrs Palin laid out her policy objectives, she could have condensed it all into one sentence: “I’m going to grab an Oxo Good Grips Stainless Serving Spatula and go all mavericky on your non-white, non-Christian and non-heterosexual butts.”
The book also fails to expose Mrs. Palin’s intellectual brilliance and keen grasp of foreign policy issues. Why wasn’t the text of her recent speech in Hong Kong included? Although it remains secret, it’s rumored that she viciously rebuked the Vietcong king for his assault on the Empire State Building. That’s a speech we’ve been waiting for nearly 75 years to hear. It’s big news and should have been included.
As you read other reviews of this book, please remember that Mrs. Palin has many enemies who are eager to pan her work. The Palin family’s most potent nemesis, Levi’s johnston, is no doubt fully erect and ready to spew globs of misfortune upon them for a third time. And reason-adoring intellectuals are certain to point out that an interview on Good Morning Topeka doesn’t qualify as a policy summit in the Far East.
But a few bad reviews won’t stop her. She’s seen much worse from her kitchen window. It can’t be pleasant to gaze upon Antichristograd every morning as you brew your coffee.
My review isn’t complete, but I think I’ll quit anyway, because writing reviews, like governing, is just too darned hard to finish.
See Also: Adam Bellow’s Fact-Checking, Ctd, Palin, like, totally pwn3d by Canadian comedian or something, Sarah Palin “bus tour” a hoax, more like “private jet tour”, Going Rogue: An American Life by Sarah Palin, Palin Populism Is Just Another Kind Of Elitism, Scariest Sarah Palin Moment Ever?, David Solway: Redeeming Sarah, Palin Throws Self Under Bus, Dems Hoping To Raise Cash Off Success Of Sarah Palin’s Going Rogue, Formatting The Palin Effect, Lady GaGa’s LaLa Land, Ctd, Palin Quits……………………………………Again, and Glenn Beck on Sarah Palin, “Get back in the Kitchen.”.
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This book is a testament to the American spirit! Her Maverick ways have transformed the political landscape as we know it! The liberal media has tried to silence her but she is way more smart than they are. She is single handedly transforming the Republican party and will lead us to victory over the Dems in 2012. I am an avid Ferret enthusiast who has been repressed by my state government, just like Sarah. There have been many times when I just wanted to give up the fight for Ferret liberation. When I feel like I am going to lose this fight, I think of all the Obstacles that Sarah has gone up against in her life. Sarah is fighting for the us, the American citizens that believe that through her maverick ways, she can get rid of taxes, and stop the socialist government that is currently running this country. We have a Muslim in charge of the county, and everyone knows that all Muslims will eventually radicalize, they cant help it, their bible tells them they have to. It’s like when honey bees relocate to our country and become Africanized that start stinging and killing people!
I have been reading this book nightly to my ferrets. Yeah, you heard me! I have illegal ferrets in California! They will have to take these ferrets from my cold dead hands! The tiny voices of the ferrets are crying for liberation, and I intend to lead the fight! Sometimes I look at their little faces while I read this book and they almost look like they are wearing little army helmets and are prepared to enter battle in gods war against tyranny and injustice. There have been times when I felt that the little ferrets have begun to lose hope, but every night I read this book to them make them realize that they are fighting the good fight, and will be victorious!