Giuliani, what the fuck?

Can you believe this bullshit? No, not the congresswoman crying rape after bending over and saying fuck me hard to Wall Street. I’m talking about Rudy Giuliani giving us the most bastardized version of Reaganomics I’ve ever heard:

Former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani defended corporate bonuses Friday, saying that cutting them also means slashing jobs in the Big Apple.

“If you somehow take that bonus out of the economy, it really will create unemployment,” he said on CNN’s “American Morning.” “It means less spending in restaurants, less spending in department stores, so everything has an impact.”

What the fuck? So ensure that regular New Yorkers continue to be serfs for the CEOs on Wall Street is now the US governments responsibility? Rudy seems to be saying “Give those poor rich bastards a hand up, so that they can shit all over you while you prepare their mocha frappacinos.” Hey Rudy how about the teachers NY is going to fire because they have no budget? Or the MTA workers? Or everyone who rides the fucking MTA? At least there will be jobs for them picking up the purebred dog shit of the rich, right? Keep on playing your fucking fiddle.

I would have thought that Congress would have learned its lesson after the Iraq War authorization. Stop strutting around these slutty no-strings-attached bills, you god damn whores! Don’t come crying to us saying we didn’t know when you get fucked in the ass. These people aren’t your friends. They never were. All they care about is mutual j.o.s while fucking the American people in the ass.

Congress always talks big, but when push comes to shove they always just bend over and take it. Our political system has become theater, where we elect whoever act as if they have the biggest balls. But when push comes to shove, when true evil shows up, all they do is cower. “Do-do-do we have power? But I don’t want responsibility! Please Mr. President, make all the hard decisions for me! I’ll let you fuck me in ass, just be gentle” And now you cry rape.