DELICIOUSLY SUSPICIOUS

DUR DUR DUR DUR.

The dogs detected the package inside a 4-by-6-inch condiment container in a vendor cart outside Cox Arena at San Diego State University. A bomb robot was sent to the scene, FBI spokeswoman Jan Caldwell said.

So a dog smells something in a fucking HOT DOG vendor before the game began. Maybe it was a… HOT DOG? Jesus christ, can you imagine some fat, overpaid loser walking their dog only to have it ‘react’ to something suspicious? Welcome to American homeland security!