Dead & Gray, Mr. Ken Lay (And Dick Cheney’s America)

Welcome to Dick Cheney’s America. ABC talks about the ‘Cheney 1 Percent Doctrine’, which is not the plan to eliminate all Americans who earn less than $100,000 a year as I originally thought. Apparently, it deals with the fact that any chance of an alleged threat can be met with preemptive ‘responses’. Conclusion: your ass is grass, North Korea & Iran.

Want to read something even more disturbing? CNN has the full court archives from the Columbine investigation. Jeez, doing school assignments on Charles Manson or the Nazi’s doesn’t really hint at anything, does it? Plus all those sweet Napoleon Dynamite-esque pictures of devil buffalos with machine guns don’t help either. Frankly, I think their parents should be proud they were even able to hatch this plan in the first place given their intelligence.

And in the sad, not really so sad news, Ken Lay, former CEO and was soon-to-be convict, died of a heart attack. Yet even in death, this man cannot get a good word spoken about him. Even the Washington Post chimes in on his last ‘evasion’, which can be promptly summarized that he gets to be a corpse instead of someone’s bitch.