Turkeyeve, Black Friday Eve-eve

Ooooh, we can beat the Russians at something. The game we play is who can kill more citizens with toxins, yayy!!

Sexy, cold blooded killings. Carried out by the Brazilian police. Woops?

Some funny domains that didn’t think before they registered. My favorite: 4) Need a therapist?
http://www.therapistfinder.com

I’m glad to see the Japanese re-arming. It’ll pose a nice rebalance in the East-Asian sphere. Just don’t pull another Pearl Harbon on us, please.

The new red/blue divide. Let’s go Idaho (no, you da ho — har har har!).

The story behind this fellah is he spray painted gigantic pictures all over Washington DC of everyone’s favorite crazy Supreme Court nominee: Robert Bork. He got caught, and showed up to court in clothes that suggest he just was spray painting something. It is hard not to appreciate some good anti-establishment views, and also someone who used the saying “Grownups Are Obsolete”.

I am: Hillary Duff’s non-existant chest. Sorry Hillary, it’s science.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Not the Chinatown buses. Well apparently buses that only cost 35 dollars roundtrip to go from Washington DC to New York City aren’t safe. I only found that out on my fifth trip, when my bus driver hit a car and refused to stop. What fun! I hope it was a bounty hunter looking to cash in on my driver’s warrant, because that’s just wrong.

And finally: WHAT THE SHIT. So a naked man comes into your office building, fumbles around, goes up the elevator, then jumps off the 8th floor to commit suicide? The least he could have done was worn shoes.