SO over

i don’t understand how you could break it off. especially after that pancake breakfast i took you to. i fucking hate pancakes, and you know that. you are one twisted person, bragging to everyone that you were an extra in Armageddon…NO ONE gives a shit!! did you forget to mention that your real job involves a mop and a bucket of soap?!?!

just to let you know, i’ve moved on, and it’s YOUR loss. if i see you out at a bar, i won’t hesitate to request Chumbawama, because I know how much you hate them.

A leader

(from Pakistan)

Patient and steady with all he must bear,
Ready to meet every challenge with care,
Easy in manner, yet solid as steel,
Strong in his faith, refreshingly real.
Isn’t afraid to propose what is bold,
Doesn’t conform to the usual mould,
Eyes that have foresight, for hindsight won’t do,
Never backs down when he sees what is true,
Tells it all straight, and means it all too.
Going forward and knowing he’s right,
Even when doubted for why he would fight,
Over and over he makes his case clear,
Reaching to touch the ones who won’t hear.
Growing in strength he won’t be unnerved,
Ever assuring he’ll stand by his word.
Wanting the world to join his firm stand,
Bracing for war, but praying for peace,
Using his power so evil will cease,
So much a leader and worthy of trust,
Here stands a man who will do what he must.

December 4, 2005

booboisie – A class of people regarded as stupid or foolish.

Booboisie is a blend of boob and bourgeoisie. It was coined by H. L. Mencken, American editor and critic.

Somebody explain this

http://www.i-am-asian.com/

Do I truly live on this planet?

New Blogs

Piercing Glares, Inticing Stares is a faux Missed Connections. This will contain humorous letters of lost love (albeit made up).

Depths of My Soul is a comical outlook on the proliferation of emo websites, the writing of melodramatic prose, and the general feel-sorry-for-me culture that has overwhelmed the pop charts and the hearts of the susceptible.

Expect more funny blogs in the future like Mr. Mailbox, your neighborhood bum, in the near future.

The Management