December 3, 2005

usury – n. 1. The practice of lending money and charging the borrower interest, especially at an exorbitant or illegally high rate.
2. An excessive or illegally high rate of interest charged on borrowed money.
3. Archaic. Interest charged or paid on a loan.

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The Domino Effect

‘The Domino Effect’ : A chain reaction with devastating results. Eye witness accounting of a triple date gone wrong. Location: Popular college bar dancehall. One female nastalgic of lost love causes female friend number two to confess while dancing with her date to not being over her ex-boyfriend. Meanwhile female friend number three actually runs into her ex-boyfriend and leaves with him. Hopefully this expose will provide you with knowlege of social phenomena useful in your future endeavors.

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I miss your…

I miss your lies.

You don’t have any friends. Bartenders and waitresses don’t count. And remember that guy who you drove 3 hours to see? He hasn’t called or emailed you in 3 months. That doesn’t count either.

I lied on the plane last night, just to see how you continually feel. I hated it.

ps. happy birthday

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silent sadness

your actions cut through me like a silver dagger entrenches its death kneel upon a helpless vampire, descending back into its fiery grave as the demonic trenches reclaim its soul

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Batman

Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let’s say you’re an astronaught on the moon and you fear that your partner has been turned into Dracula. The next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham!, you just slam the door behind him and blast off. He might call you on the radio and say he’s not Dracula, but you just say, “Think again, bat man.”

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