Well, instead of getting paid nothing to surf the internet from home, I am now getting paid to surf the internet from an office. In related news, my work has blocked Facebook.
You dont pay me to do nothing, but you do pay me to do a little bit more than nothing.
my soul is a dark abyss, enveloped with sadness and pain, as my heart is filled with the darkness that is inevitably eternal
My heart has become as broken glass, scattered about in shards of remorse and desparation, allowing the cold wind of depression to seep into my now open soul.
i apologize, for the levies that keep the waters of sadness and despair in my heart have been flooded by an uncertain gloom, as the sun descends out of the sky and darkness renders my life invisible
palpable – adj. 1. Capable of being touched and felt; perceptible by the touch; as, a palpable form.
2. Easily perceptible; plain; distinct; obvious; readily perceived and detected; gross; as, palpable imposture; palpable absurdity; palpable error
Did George Bush want to bomb Al-Jazeera? It doesn’t seem unlikely given Al-Jazeeras standing and reporting. Plus Georgey hates free speech, if I remember reading my monthly liberal periodical correctly.
In other related news, Republican Representative “Duke” Cunningham broke down crying to admit he took over 2 million dollars from defense firms. I liked his apology which featured his tearful regrets, mostly because it made him look like a fat child who got caught with his hand in the cookie jar.
Christian peacekeepers go to Iraq, and immediately get taken hostage. The Christian Peacemaker Teams (CPT) is described as an “ecumenical pacifist group”, and it seems they actually do a fairly good job of reporting life on the ground.
Oh, and in other wonderful, the earth should now end soon news, a woman had the first face transplant, twice as many men are paying for sex, and a crazy Brit killed a black guy with an axe. By the way, if you think this earth is going to be around that long, then you must not keep up with the Chinese. Those damned ninjas will destroy this world faster then we’ll realize.
And on the semi-annual Bill O’Reilly update, he has published his blacklist. Three media outlets, and one of them is MSNBC? And they use ‘far-left’ sources? What? Well, Happy Holidays to you Mr. O’Reilly, we can only hope that if there really is a God, someone who enjoys Al-Jazeera and women in headscarves decides to blow themselves up while giving you a hug.
