Radar’s Bon Bon

A funny/gross thing happened this morning Black Friday. My dog is getting older and has been doing strange things haha. This morning I was the first one up because I was the only one that couldn’t take off from work. I was drinking a cup of milk still trying to wake up, as my dog moved more towards the door and looked at me, (this ussually signals he wants to go out to do his business) but a lot of times he fakes just so he can sniff around. I was in a hurry so I kept drinking my milk, when a bon bon shaped large turd popped out of him. Haha, he heard it hit the ground looked back, then looked back at me.. saying see I told you with his eyes. You win already I said in my head I’ll take you out, I guess he really did have to go.

P.S. I thought about leaving it for my dad, haha.

American Idiots, Rejoice

Ah, it’s Black Friday. So today is the day that every loathsome, George Bush voting fat American hauls their oversized, well-in-debt selves to the local bargan provider and spends too much money on shit no one needs. While the rest of the world struggles to survive, we struggle to fit in the rest of our clothes.

There is nothing more disgusting then these types of Americans, the kind that complain when lines are too short, when their stomachs are too full, when their stickable American flags refuse to stay on their minivans. If there is another major epidemic, please let it wipe out these wastes, because Osama is not holding up his end of the bargain.

Read about today’s ‘hysteria’ at CNN, Garrison Keillor’s take on that lot, and… someday son, all this cheap crap will be yours.

And for you dumb religious types: there is no god.

Happy Thanksgiving

Remember folks, Jesus is the reason for the season.

Thanksgiving

Turducken – n. A chicken stuffed in a duck stuffed in a turkey. Often eaten on Thanksgiving.

As a treat, turn on a football game this afternoon to watch John Madden slobber his fat, prostitute-loving self all over one.

Turkeyeve, Black Friday Eve-eve

Ooooh, we can beat the Russians at something. The game we play is who can kill more citizens with toxins, yayy!!

Sexy, cold blooded killings. Carried out by the Brazilian police. Woops?

Some funny domains that didn’t think before they registered. My favorite: 4) Need a therapist?
http://www.therapistfinder.com

I’m glad to see the Japanese re-arming. It’ll pose a nice rebalance in the East-Asian sphere. Just don’t pull another Pearl Harbon on us, please.

The new red/blue divide. Let’s go Idaho (no, you da ho — har har har!).

The story behind this fellah is he spray painted gigantic pictures all over Washington DC of everyone’s favorite crazy Supreme Court nominee: Robert Bork. He got caught, and showed up to court in clothes that suggest he just was spray painting something. It is hard not to appreciate some good anti-establishment views, and also someone who used the saying “Grownups Are Obsolete”.

I am: Hillary Duff’s non-existant chest. Sorry Hillary, it’s science.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Not the Chinatown buses. Well apparently buses that only cost 35 dollars roundtrip to go from Washington DC to New York City aren’t safe. I only found that out on my fifth trip, when my bus driver hit a car and refused to stop. What fun! I hope it was a bounty hunter looking to cash in on my driver’s warrant, because that’s just wrong.

And finally: WHAT THE SHIT. So a naked man comes into your office building, fumbles around, goes up the elevator, then jumps off the 8th floor to commit suicide? The least he could have done was worn shoes.