Meet Old Economy Steven
Old Economy Steven clings to contemporary Republican dogma as if it’s the last cold Budweiser in the fridge. He hates big government, nanny state spending but loves his social security benefits that he receives on time every month. Greedy unions do nothing but drag the economy down–save for the 20-year period he worked in a union-friendly environment and thus was able to retire comfortably with little expenses for which he can’t pay. You want to shake Steven really hard and knock some sense into him but then realize that your taxpayer dollars will likely pay for his trip to the emergency room and don’t want to give him that pleasure.
Thanks to guys at Quick Meme for compiling some of Steve’s most shining moments!