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Crashing Sundance: The Time I Made Bruce Willis Mad

Posted on February 1, 2012 in Articles

Crashing Sundance Time I Made Bruce Willis Mad Picture

Bruce Willis was mad at me.

He didn’t say it, but there it was: the trademark steely-eyed scowl. The one that’s reserved for Eastern European villains from the 1980s, masked gimps, and now, apparently, irksome members of the press.

“I’m a good skier,” Bruce Willis growled. “I don’t know what your cousin is talking about.”

With that, Bruce Willis stomped into the Sundance premiere for Lay The Favorite. And I was asked to leave.

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I lied.

Social Studies In Texas: More Like ‘Historical Fiction’

Posted on February 1, 2012 in Political Cartoons

“In Texas we have certain statutory obligations to promote patriotism and to promote the free enterprise system.” .. Cynthia Dunbar, an evangelical Christian member of the Texas Board of Education on the decision to re-write school textbooks to favor a right-wing agenda.