I know this will come as a big letdown to the straight male browsing population: three-fourths of your fantasies are, in fact, fantasies of a fantasy. Like bi men, most bi women are, for whatever reason, not observably bi. The primacy of America’s most popular threesome, two dudes and an Xbox, is safe.
“His feelings of betrayal personify a slave master mentality. He sees LeBron as a runaway slave. This is an owner employee relationship — between business partners — and LeBron honored his contract.”
— Jesse Jackson, Responding to Cleveland Cavaliers Owner Dan Gilbert’s letter to Lebron James [Via ESPN: Rev. Jackson: Cavs owner put LeBron in danger]
Take 10 hipsters, give them instruments, send them to Paris, and video tape the results. Voilà! Beirut.
“White man finds an opportune moment to reflect on the absurdity of life”
For previous entries, please see War & Pizza Hut: Volume 1 and War & Pizza Hut: Volume 2
The End Of The American Empire
My Grandfather was in the engine room when the kamikaze happened. Zero plane shrapnel sheered through the destroyer. South Pacific waters gushed inside. Naval protocol was to close the engine room hatch immediately to keep the ship from sinking more quickly, leaving other men trapped in the engine room. Fred should have been one of the other men. He was unconscious after an engine safety valve exploded into his neck.
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