DISREGARD MY POSITIONS, I SUCK COCKS!

What a surprise, another staunch supporter of family rights and opponent of homosexuality turns out to be…. (drumroll please) A HOMOSEXUAL:

WORSE: CBS affiliate CBS13 reports that Roy Ashburn, a state senator from Southern California was arrested for allegedly driving drunk AFTER LEAVING A GAY BAR.

WORSER: CBS affiliate CBS13 reports that Roy Ashburn, a state senator from Southern California was arrested for allegedly driving drunk after leaving a gay bar WITH ANOTHER MAN IN THE CAR.

WORST: CBS affiliate CBS13 reports that Roy Ashburn, a MARRIED state senator from Southern California was arrested for allegedly driving drunk after leaving a gay bar with another man in the car.

Then again, maybe he was just screwing dudes so he could know thy enemy! I’m pretty sure there is a passage in the Prince about hot man-on-man action being a key component of political maneuvering. Continue Reading

Der Onion Stole Der Content!!!

2 Years Ago, Kit on PBH:

We believe in Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve, unless Steve can hit the 3 and Adam can run the motion offense.

This week on the Onion:

A two-handed slam dunk by an openly homosexual man set off a chain of events this week that culminated in the legalization of gay marriage in nine states, including Mississippi and Alabama. “When I saw that dunk, I was like, ‘Whoa!'” said Alabama state Sen. Hinton Mitchem, adding that his office was flooded with calls and e-mails from constituents demanding legal recognition of same-sex marriages following the slam. “A guy with nasty moves like that should be entitled to the same fundamental rights as the rest of us.” On Thursday, the New York State Senate passed a resolution declaring that it would take a pretty sweet roundhouse kick from a gay mixed martial arts champion before it would allow homosexuals to marry.

We slander, you decide.

Stuck On The Beach

I just feel like everyone tries to do something different, but you always wind up doing the same damn thing.

Lowest Common Denominator’ed!

Apologies all around for the lack of updates. We are spending more time updating PBH3 and All That’s Interesting, as the lowest common denominator is also the most profitable (apparently). There is no purity in this world!

2/14/01 Never Forget

The Stage: Valentine’s Day, 2001. I am a high school senior, I do not have a valentine, and I have strangely colored hair. I do not like society or its assorted holidays.

The Victim: A ‘Happy Valentine’s Day’ decorative banner in the cafeteria and the 900 or so cohabitants during lunch period.