Being a gadfly in the panacea that is Barack H. Obama? Using the interwebs to counter the ongoing genocide conducted by the worldwide consortium of Zionists? Screaming at the wall as the tentacles of capitalism mutate the world into a soulless entity in the white mans image? Find new validation in the tenets of leftist thought and apply for corresponding PhD in Irrelevance?
What am I to do????
Stop eating food fatties, god you’re disgusting. I only like my delicious barbie dolls and their plastic vaginas. I only want silicone parts, because they don’t age.
Ray Tintori is a 24-year-old director from Brooklyn. “Death to the Tinman” was his undergraduate thesis film for Wesleyan University’s Film Studies program. The film premiered at the 2007 Sundance Film Festival where it received an Honorable Mention for Short Filmmaking. It also played in the South by Southwest Film Festival and New York Film Festival, among others. His previous film “Jettison Your Loved Ones” premiered at the 2006 Slamdance Film Festival. Mr. Tintori currently resides in New York where he is writing his next film, as well as writing scripts for other people’s major motion pictures, and directing music videos for pop groups like MGMT.
Death to the Tinman is an adaptation of the origin story of the Tin Man from the Wizard of Oz series, in which the Tin Man is transformed from a human lumberjack to a metal man without a heart. Tintori transported the story’s basic premise to a surreal, rural 1940s South, replacing Oz magic with evangelical mysticism; pastors, congregations, and the Rapture replace flying monkeys and witches melting upon contact with water.
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Byron Crawford, you got some competition (for my fast food heart):
Gallant Man Extremely Concerned About Drunk Woman’s Welfare:
Derek Kriesel, 22, who shall heretofore be known far and wide as the stately prince of Shooters Sports Pub & Grub, gallantly rushed to the aid of an inebriated maiden Tuesday when he noticed she was too drunk to make rational decisions. “A noble one was he who, as the valiant knights of yore, attended to her every whim, and yet she did not have to ask, or even glance in his direction,” bartender Nate Bogen said of the modern-day Lancelot, who from his own pocket purchased many a drink for the woman after she fumbled just once for her purse. “He is truly a man among men, for ne’er did his eyes stray from her.” According to sources, the noble hero also escorted the fair lady to her quarters, fingered her while she vomited, and slipped off before dawn without waking her or her parents.
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