The Revolution

Liberty and fraternity
Alive and well in the 21st century
Who knows what life can bring

She is beautiful
She is amazing
God I’m in love but
What is this purple reality

Blue like the cold water that
Drenches my dreams in sweat
Cold starts that lead to
Wet dreams

And red coursing through
Heart and soul this fullness
Blood red lips sink me
Holy ship sunk with divine
Intervention and I’m hot for
Her fucked body

Hops and hoppy I’m dancing for
The yellow girl of my dreams
Beacon baby, call me slut with
Good intentions

Usher, You Ain’t Even Trying Anymore

I did Charlottesville to NYC and back within 72 hours, so I had the chance to catch up on that damn rap music those kids are listening to now a days. Usher’s Trading Places is a popular song, so by the end of the trip, I was pretty familiar with the lyrics. And I got to say, this mother fucker is not even bothering to try anymore. Get a sample:

Skip dinner and we gonna rent a movie
You order chinese food right before you do me

and

(yeah) Wash the car
(yeah) I’m gonna walk the dog
(yeah) Take out the trash
(yeah) With nothing but your t-shirt on
(yeah) I’m gonna press your shirt
(yeah) I’m gonna wrinkle mines up

Now, call me crazy, but I don’t exactly start thinking about plowing me lady after I order up some crispy beef. Nor do I fancy eating egg rolls after 7 minutes in missionary heaven (though that does sort of sound good now).

Check out the second part too… a fairy tale of domesticity from Usher. Nothing gets a lady wet like talking about doing chores. I can only hope my nocturnal emission comes from dreams of Usher wearing nothing but my worn out V-neck undershirts.

The Wall Street Journal Said Whaaaa?

Who snuck this into the Free Market Rich People Deserve Everything Mouthpiece?

Direct payments to the poor still have the biggest bang for the buck, since they go straight into the economic bloodstream, Mr. Zandi says. One dollar of increased food-stamp assistance produces $1.73 in higher economic growth, and the effect would be felt in three to six months. Using that same dollar as a lump-sum tax rebate for income-tax payers would yield all of one penny in additional growth, by Mr. Zandi’s calculations.

Sacre BLEU! Poor people… make.. economic sense… head… combusting… must… turn proletariat into… non-renewable sources of energy…

Respite Complete

We’re back.

Sexual Deviancy Around the World

Google trends is an awesome tool. You can find out how much certain keywords are searched for over time.

The part of me that loves poop jokes decided to search naughty terms and analyze what regions are interested in various fetishes.

Czech Republic is far and away the worlds leader in deviant search results. They’re number one for bbw, anal fisting, fisting, bdsm, bondage, interracial porn, dildo, orgy.

What the fuck is goin on in the Czech Republic right?

I decided to look at trends for shock value sex sites memes like Meat Spin, hai2u, cakefarts, tubgirl, lemon party. Finland loves them. Every one of them has Finland as the number one searching nation.

What is it about Finland that makes them love hilarious and repulsive sexual things more than other people?

Pakistan is beyond a shadow of a doubt the capital of the universe for bestiality.

yeah man I donno.

UPDATE:

Romania love cum. Also there is an inverse correlation between searches for cum and news stories about cum.