Robopussy
Posted on December 6, 2008 in Uncategorized
Who would have thought that an innocent cab ride could have turned into a dirty discussion on robopussy, as well as Jeff getting owned by the cab driver?
So good it almost makes me want to watch hockey
Posted on December 5, 2008 in Quotes
“I’m really happy to be back in Calgary; I love Canada. I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds.” – Sean Avery, Vogue Intern and NHL left winger
Edit: New Line Cinema commissioned a screenplay based on Sean Avery? WTF?
Santa Claus Attacks!
Posted on December 3, 2008 in Images
What could be better than pictures of kids crying thanks to Santa Claus?
(via gawker)
Real World: Brooklyn
Posted on December 3, 2008 in Uncategorized
Gawker does it again! They made me laugh, this time by asking questions of the Real World kids that are ridiculously inappropriate. For example:
4. To the cast: Have you read Joseph O’Neill’s new novel Netherland yet? If so, do you agree with New Yorker critic James Wood’s assessment that it is “perhaps one of the most important post-colonial novels of our time”
Beeteedubs, I saw the Real World cast on Halloween. One of them was dressed like Heath Ledger, with a clearly pro makeup job. It was really well done. That’s the closest I’ve ever been to celebrity, except the time I was eating a Cinnabon outside the Ronald Regan Building when Hillary came out. Yes, to think the then first lady saw me with sticky, goopy hands. An adolescent fantasy come true, I can tell you that much.
Whales to Humans: STFU
Posted on December 3, 2008 in Uncategorized
Apparently humans have been polluting the shit out of the ocean, and not just with Garbage Patches. (BTW there is a Garbage Pail Kids CCG). Apparently humans have been making too much damn noise, and the creatures of the sea are sick of it. Don’t those damn kids know that whales need to get up early to eat plankton?
Unless people want to kill Free Willy they should turn off their loud hippity-hoppin and metal music, and put on some smooth jazz. Sea animals are really into Kenny G. I know I am at least, and I have enough crabs to be at least an honorary member of the ocean. Turn it down people!
