You know what’s fucking amazing?

That Stephen King likes both Girl Talk and Buckcherry. What do you Internauts like to listen to?

Here’s my top ten albums of 2008 in no particular order:
Vampire Weekend
The Dodos
Rhianna
The Cure
MIA
Feist
Justice
Jens Lekman
Pimsleur’s Learn to Speak and Understand Spanish I and II

Jesus, is it 2009 already? I sure have drank a lot. What?

Where are all the motherfucking acorns?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/11/29/AR2008112902045.html?hpid=topnews&sub=AR

How’s a squirrel to eat if there aren’t any motherfucking acorns? Watch out for killer squirrels is all I’m trying to say. First bees, and now acorns. Mother Nature is fucking weird.

Chinese Baby Eats Jello

The Brady Bunch

i want you so bad

I don’t know how to deal. Jesus, here we are at camp and there are no spitoons in this fucking spitoon. Yeah brah! Supercool! You pnched me in the face two or three times, it was a bobblehead moment, please don’t hit me any more. That was a joke, come on. On my blog. Liveblog. Drunk ok, bye.