Pot Psychology is a feature on Jezebel where contributor Slut Machine answers questions submitted by readers (typically on sex) while blazed. It’s pretty fucking hilarious:
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I’m sure I’m not the only male in America who, when Palin dropped her first wink, sat up a little straighter on the couch and said, “Hey, I think she just winked at me.” And her smile. By the end, when she clearly knew she was doing well, it was so sparkling it was almost mesmerizing. It sent little starbursts through the screen and ricocheting around the living rooms of America. This is a quality that can’t be learned; it’s either something you have or you don’t, and man, she’s got it.
Conservative commentator Rich Lowry of the National Review basically saying that Sarah Palin did well because she gave him a boner
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See Also: Palin’s “Little Starbursts”, Olberdouche Just Being Himself, Palin’s Appeal, The Gift That Keeps On Giving, Shorter Rich Lowry, Great Moments With Mrs. Palin, and Regular People Heart Palin and Starbursts!
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Time Magazine is our ho of the week for running an “article” that boils down to: women all do this, and men all do this. While feministing and pandagon put it much better than I could, here are some of my favorite quotes:
When men disagree, the steps to resolution are reasonably clear and unsophisticated. Acts of physical violence are visited upon one another’s person or property, and the whole thing blows over. Women? Nu-unh. We savor the discord. We draw it out. We share our contempt with our friends, like a useful stock tip, or really good salsa. And then we all go hate together: a mutually encouraging group activity for when the book group gets quiet.
She’s too confident. This also bodes ill. Women have self-esteem issues.
Next time I disagree with someone, I’m going straight over to them and beating the shit out of them. This is apparently called being a man. And I thought all I had to do was have a penis and watch football.
Mmm, from the man who called Barack Obama an elitist:
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See Also: Possessions Dept. — McCain vs. Obama, “Palin says Obama ‘palling around’ with terrorists”, Sarah Is Elitist, Joe Sixpack and the American elite, Demonic Mendacity of the Organized Left, Cowboys Fer Palin, Genuises With Like Totally Smart Genius IQ’s Fer Obama (Wait, is that redununundint?), British Ambassador: Obama Is Elitist, Aloof, Insensitive, America In McCain And “Other”, “Maverick” A Noun, How Middle Class are the Palins?: You Judge, The War on Intellectualism, and The Audacity Of Dope.
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See Also: New Creationist Prize, Creation of Our Universe, Defending Science, We should discuss creationism in the classroom?!, Sarah Palin’s Creationism, and Creation Science Wiki: Behold the LULZ.
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