Louie Austen

Today’s Artist of the Day is Louie Austen. Louie Austen is an Austrian classically-trained bar- and jazzcrooner with a Frank Sinatra voice, who’s been active in the electronic music scene for a couple of years.

“Art must be a matter of life and death – otherwise it’s not art” is the jazz & electro crooner’s sincere conviction. And so is “I’ll never retire, I’ll probably die on stage but I don’t care!”

And is one, one night in Rio (Rio)
We had two, two glass of champagne (champagne)
And after three, three minutes of talking (hahaha)
We made love (love…), again and again (again again again…)

In 1999, the Viennese Electro scene gives birth to a new idea: An electronic producer contrasts his experimental electronic tracks with Louie Austen’s voice. He had run into the classic jazz crooner in a studio and immediately proposed a collaboration.

Austen, then 53 years old, had already led an eventful life in various parts of the world and could look back on an equally eventful performing career. After immigrating to South Africa and Australia he had performed in clubs and on stages in New York, Pittsburgh and Las Vegas during the 70s. After his return to Vienna, the crooner entertained the guests at the Klimt-Bar of the Vienna Hilton before he took over the entire entertainment for the Marriott Hotel. Additionally, Austen wrote and produced shows like Viva Las Vegas or American Superstars, played parts in several movies and toured both Europe and the USA with show programmes.

Yet Austen is intrigued by the electronic beats and sounds of the young generation. When the first album “Consequences” (1999) is well received in the club scene and the first concerts turn out promising, Louie makes a courageous decision. “I decided there and then to resign from all other jobs and to completely dedicate myself to this new project for a period of two years”, he recalls. “I reflected that, if I’d find myself in the street after those two years, I’d have to go back to my old jobs. But I wanted to try out this new direction under all circumstances – I simply had to.”

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Die Yuppie Kick Ball, Die.

The Link Of The Day is Die Yuppie Kick Ball, a site dedicated to eradicating the game where overgrown frat boys and dipshit sorority girls play a childs game. Highlights include:

“I work with two kickballers. They make my life hell 365 days a year. I want some fucking blood, and I wanna drink it from a skull.”

“Here’s a great idea. Let’s get 200 friendless people who went to middle-tier schools, sans social skills, get them drunk as shit, and watch them make out. Good times!”

“The workplace is now a place of non-unions and white breed people asking if the neighborhood you live in is safe (i.e how many black people live in your neighborhood). Raise The Red flag of Revolution”

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Librarians = Distributors of Liberal Jew Media

On orders from Senator John McCain’s security detail, Denver police escorted a 61-year-old woman away who was waiting in line to attend a so-called town hall meeting with McCain that was billed as open to the public.

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Jihad On Kickball

I declare a Fatwah against all those who play Kickball! All repressive suburban attitudes encapsulated by yuppie intrusion into urban environs is captured by this befouled game! Overprivileged white people playing a child’s game is not ironic, it is embarrassing!

Jihad On All Elements Of This Picture!!

Jihad On All Elements Of This Picture!!

Join the movement as we exact revenge on these colonial zionists and their bourgeoise sport! Jihad on yuppies! Jihad on kickball! Jihad jihad jihad!!!!!!

“I once saw a fat girl in a WAKA shirt sitting on the curb in front of Adams Mill crying. I pointed and laughed. I want to make them all cry.”

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modern masterpiece?

ill keep it true

you love what you fuck
and you fuck
what you love

i know, that you fuck
what you love
and you love
what you fuck.

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