this website’s a prison, these broken blogs aren’t your friend

Dear Readers:

I was planning dramatic reenactments of events long past! Reinvigorating this blog with a shot of vitamin Alec. Alas, this blog is thoroughly broken: I cannot retrieve my email, video’s will not work, and various elements of design are fucked.

I apologize. I will come again and I will try to get this fucking thing working. But it may involve some bumpy steps and profuse profanity.

Sincerely yours,
Alec

Beck and Call

I just heard a track off the new Beck album, it’s produced by Danger Mouse. Holy crap it’s awesome.

dance party 2008-07-01 22:32:14

For some reason the BBC World anchor is tickled pink by the fact that while tobacco smoking is now illegal in Holland, weed smoking is now legal. I mean it is pretty funny, but it makes a lot more sense to me than the reverse. Honestly though, why don’t the Dutch, or really any place, have tobacco licenses for places, like they have weed/alcohol licenses?

Also, how weird is it that both Indiana and Virginia are polling Obama now?

get out of my business

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080625/ap_on_go_ot/domestic_spying_lawsuit

God damn it, when will the country once again be ours? Seriously, I want to move to Europe, somewhere where the US can legally spy on me…

Leaves of Grass, Vials of Blood

Weird, Walt Whitman was the model for the character of Dracula.