I Want to Kick Joe Liebermann in the Face

Roy at Alicublog writes one of the funniest paragraphs in modern bloggery:

RAISING THE LEVEL AND TENOR OF DEBATE. The great minds at National Review’s The Corner agree: gay people are teh gay. On the Democrats’ upcoming GLBT debate, Lisa Schiffren observes that not all of the Party’s constituents are down with the gay agenda, and then, seemingly unable to control herself, female-ejaculates: “How do you keep the coalition together when it gets this personal and icky?” One imagines she does not find, say, conflicts over nuclear energy policy “icky,” unless the protons are having sex with other protons.

Speaking of the ghey, Bol has a hilarious post on the Nelly vs Huey feud:

There were some harsh words (lots of talk of nut tucking – nullus) when a guy who may or may not have been Kyjuan from the St. Lunatics showed up. Whoever he was, he might want to have his teeth looked at. You’d think that carrying weed for one of the biggest rappers evar would come with free dental… Also, be sure to check out the second video, where an older fellow from Huey’s camp suggests T.I. is teh ghey.

In other bloggery, Non-Christian allowed to bless Senate floor; Bigoted conservatives are outraged, here’s a little kid rolling, A Civil Service Proposal by Coming Anarchy because 60% of American teenagers are basically uninterested in what’s happening in the world, Fire Fighters Union President Sets Tweety Straight On Rudy Giuliani’s Failures, and Joe Bliebermann tells us that the problem isn’t the war in Iraq, it’s the American PUBLIC. I mean DUH.

Is it Ok to Demand Anal Sex and other relevant facts

Aw snaps, news to make you blue is back. And there’s no better way to start the gravy train of depressing news going again then with an image of a train going into someone’s caboose (ha! triple entendre):

Details magazine asks the important question: Is it Ok to Demand Anal Sex? Of course not! And even more importantly, when you can bust out the question (some say the first date!) of backdoor penetration. I don’t know what guy on this planet demands anal sex at the end of the first date, let alone normal vaginal pounding. Usually my relaxed nature tells me “just pull it out and start jerking it when you drop her off”, but then I think more prudently and hold off on that magic for the second date.

I’m about 2 months behind the ball with this article, but hey, at least hey were right! Frida Ghitis of World Politics Review documents the Unreported Chaos in the Palestinian Territories. And while you’re busy at home, waiting for Cheney/Bush to save you from the hordes of brown people waiting to blow up your freedoms, the good reality is a new Pew poll declares Muslim Americans: Middle Class and Mostly Mainstream. But how are you supposed to sell huge government contracts on moderation?

Me? I’m barely American. I mean, my family has been here since we’ve been throwing small pox infested blankets on the natives, but I’m really French underneath it all. It’s like being a wigger, but smellier and constantly full of cheese. Anyway, the Times says that unlike us, the French do it all wrong but still get life so right.

This Map Also Coincides With Rates of Child Molestation

Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny

Ever since I was stalked on Facebook and kicked off permanently (non-related events), I’ve been a little hesitant about this social networking thing. Alas, my reckless nature and curiosity in the hopes of a grundle-licking hussie falling into my lap via the interwebs has gotten the best of me. So I suggest you add me (and PBH) on MySpace and Facebook ASAP. Oh, and you can find me on Reddit, Digg, Stumble Upon, and Delicious also.

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Patrick Leahy Bitch Slaps for America

“I know that the president refers to the government being his government — it’s not.”