Boston, Raped By The Moon People.

Apparently the Moon people decided to invade us (I TOLD you a preemptive strike against the Moon was necessary). Everyone is either too busy planning war against Iran or snorting coke.

At least these guys are smart enough to be assholes back during the whole proceedings. So some fat Boston cops couldn’t tell the difference between a FUCKING CARTOON CHARACTER and a BOMB, that doesn’t mean the marketers should have to pay for others stupidity. Check out the press conference of Sean Stevens and Peter Berdovsky, the braintrust behind the Moonnite light bright:

I feel like my hair is pretty perfect but altogether I want to redirect this to the haircuts of the ’70s,” Berdovsky said, ignoring reporters’ shouts.

“I really like the one where the hair curls around to the back,” Stevens replied.

“Oh yeah, that one’s so hot,” Berdovsky then responded.

Frustrated reporters, trying to get the pair to respond to serious questions about the incident that at one point involved the participation of the FBI and Department of Homeland Security, finally tossed a question that gave one of them cause to reflect.

When asked whether they were afraid their hair might be cut if they are sent to prison, Berdovsky stopped his rant and answered, “Whatever happens I feel that my hair is safe at the moment.”

While Boston officials were livid, fans of the show mocked authorities for what they called an overreaction.

About a dozen fans gathered outside Charlestown District Court on Thursday morning with signs saying “1-31-07 Never Forget” and “Free Peter.”

Ut oh, Spaghetti-O’s

Germany issues CIA arrest orders:

Germany has ordered the arrest of 13 suspected CIA agents over the alleged kidnapping of one of its citizens. Munich prosecutors confirmed that the warrants were linked to the case of Khaled al-Masri, a German national of Lebanese descent.

Fascism is capitalism in decay.

Like a pig rolling in shit

Ut oh, the white man has disparaged sacred black culture again!

The party – themed “Living the dream” – was held on 14 January, during Martin Luther King weekend….

“People painted themselves black. Put fake butts inside their pants to signify the big booty black girl thing. Fake gold teeth in their mouths, caps and jerseys – depicted us wearing such things as that are disgusting to me…

Boo-hoo! Blacks are portrayed as indulging in a frivolous and frankly stupid lifestyle and I don’t like it! But rather than change anything I’ll just complain about the people that mock it!!!!! Progress!!!!!!!!

Seriously though, what keeps one from realizing that (deep breath) CULTURE IS RETARDED! I’m happy to recognize the achievements of Booker T. Washington or Frederick Douglas, but I am not going to indulge, say Master P, as a wonderful part of a progressive and modern society.

Conclusion, some elements of ‘urban’ culture are less than desirable. I’m not saying that a bunch of honkeys in South Carolina are the exact people you are looking to enlighten others about this situation. But, in the end, people need a fucking sense of humor. (At least they didn’t protest against tortillas).

This Is Still The Fucking Link Of The Day

Because I can’t get enough of it

1. John McCain

Charges: The most consistently mischaracterized politician in the country, even McCain’s most nakedly self-serving machinations are universally hailed as the bold moves of an independent maverick who really, really, like, cares, man. By virtue of his five-year stay at the Hanoi Hilton and a completely ineffectual campaign finance reform bill (which was itself only PR damage control for his long-forgotten role in the Keating Five), McCain has so successfully snowed America the he could go around kicking puppies all day and he’d be applauded for his authenticity. In reality, McCain is as phony as slimeballs come, having reversed his positions on Roe v. Wade, Bush’s tax cuts, the gay marriage amendment and Jerry Falwell in the last year alone, while the mainstream press looked away and whistled nonchalantly. Keeps changing the number of additional troops he thinks should be sent to Iraq, in hopes of extending the disaster beyond the next presidential election, so his decorated veteran status will still be relevant.

Exhibit A: “I hated the gooks, and I will hate them for as long as I live.”

Sentence: Back to the bamboo cage.

No stoning, Canada migrants told

Next up on the travel agenda… Canada!

Word is in early this morning; the United States is not the only country practicing immigration reform. A small town in Quebec, leery of islamic foreigners has issued a new edict:

“We consider it completely outside norms to… kill women by stoning them in public, burning them alive, burning them with acid, circumcising them etc.”

It points out that women are allowed to drive, vote, dance and own their own homes.

No Stoning in Canada