Kramer….. no!!

Apparently Kramer isn’t so quirky and hipster as we thought he was. He just hates niggers:

Michael Richards exploded in anger as he performed at a famous L.A. comedy club last Friday, hurling racial epithets that left the crowd gasping, and TMZ has obtained exclusive video of the ugly incident.

Richards, who played the wacky Cosmo Kramer on the hit TV show “Seinfeld,” appeared onstage at the Laugh Factory in West Hollywood. Kyle Doss, an African-American, told TMZ he and some friends were in the cheap seats and he was playfully heckling Richards when suddenly, the comedian lost it.

The camera started rolling just as Richards began his attack, screaming at one of the men, “Fifty years ago we’d have you upside down with a f***ing fork up your ass.”

Richards continued, “You can talk, you can talk, you’re brave now motherf**ker. Throw his ass out. He’s a nigger! He’s a nigger! He’s a nigger! A nigger, look, there’s a nigger!”

The crowd is visibly and audibly confused and upset. Richards responds by saying, “They’re going to arrest me for calling a black man a nigger.”

One of the men who was the object of Richard’s tirade was outraged, shouting back “That’s un-f***ing called for, ain’t necessary.”

After the three-minute tirade, it appears the majority of the audience members got up and left in disgust.

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Deep Fried America

U.S. museum removes art exhibit that includes deep-fried American flags

CLARKSVILLE, Tennessee: An art exhibit featuring deep-fried American flags, complete with peanut oil and black pepper, has been removed by a museum director in this military-friendly town.

Art student William Gentry said his piece, “The Fat Is in the Fire,” was a commentary on obesity in America.

“I deep-fried the flag because I’m concerned about America and about America’s health,” he said.

I wish I were mahogany.

Oh no Nancy Pelosi!!!!!!

It’s like it’s the 1970’s all over again, with our favorite war criminal Henry Kissinger being asked his advice by George Bush. No, this is not a joke, and yes, we may be fighting in Vietnam (thus Kissinger’s expertise). Christopher Hitchens asks a very relevant and poignant question: Will we never be free of the malign effect of this little gargoyle? (Watch out Chris, you may be next).

And in the tasteful right-wing bigotry of the day, Lauer on Limbaugh’s Michael J. Fox attacks: “Didn’t Rush Limbaugh just say what a lot of people were privately thinking?”. So a guy who has campaigned for Republicans in the past (Specter of PA) and is campaigning for Democrats in the current election is an ‘actor’? Oh boy! But nothing compares to Dennis Millers attack (albeit pretty funny) on Nancy Pelosi:

Now, I’ve worked in office scenarios before where a nimrod rose to a position of power in the office through mere inconsequentiality, and it drove me berserk. And I just know that every day I turn on C-SPAN, which, granted, is never, and see her wielding the wrong end of that gavel, it will give me Krakatoan shpilkes. To think that a C-minus, D-plus applicant like this, who no doubt would have been drummed out of the Mary Kay corps after an initial four-week evaluation period, might have a seat at the table of true powers, the speaker of the House, is absolutely insane.

I don’t mean to toot my own horn but, beep beep.

Capital Punishment Laws of the World; it looks like America has some wonderful company — I think I see Uzbekistan and China in there! And also everyone hates the French, it just takes some shock to figure it out.