Hamstos Strikes!

Because YouTube is being flakey (nothing new), I present to you a video of my new hamster (note the flailing limbs):

Girl Facts Of The Day

Do you like Sex and the City? Do you enjoy mundane conversation? Are you of average appearance and thought? Then this essay is for you:

“How do women’s minds work?”

Try this question on any man: All you’ll get for an answer is a
shrugging of shoulders along with a puzzled facial expression. The one
thing neither rocket scientists nor astrophysicists will ever be able
to comprehend is how women think and feel. Bill Watterson’s eternal
six-year old Calvin (from “Calvin & Hobbes”), no smart scholar, but
the epitome of the self-assured yet forever puzzled boy, summarizes
his incomprehension of the opposite gender: “What is it like to be a
girl? Is it like being a bug? I imagine bugs and girls have a dim
perception that nature has played a cruel trick on them, but they lack
the intelligence to really comprehend the magnitude of it!”

In reality it is, of course, the other way around. Nature has played a
cruel trick on men – rather than on women. Men’s minds, for the most
part, work along a single longitudinal path: A triggers B, B triggers
C and so forth. They consider themselves to be smart, because they are
barely able to grasp causal chains. Men’s intelligence is expressed by
the extent to which they can estimate or predict a sequence of steps
in a chain reaction. Like chess players, some men can think one or two
steps ahead, some seven or eight. Alternatives to their
one-dimensional, allegedly “logical” path of thinking are beyond their
imagination.

Womens minds, on the other hand, are much more complex. Women embrace
several different natures in their personality. In addition to the
men’s straightforward “logical” way of thinking, they (according to C.
G. Jung) incorporate a personification of the unconscious
counter-sexual image, in other words the inner man in a woman. This
archetype encompasses a number of instincts that are quite useful in
supplementing a woman’s emotions. In addition, women’s minds embrace a
third governing force, the so-called “shadow”, a counter-image of
their true character. The working-type woman, for instance, can
identify with the feelings of a spoiled tootsie. A woman who has run
expeditions in Ethiopia, Somalia and Afghanistan all her life, can
suddenly become flustered at the run of a nylon stocking. What makes
women so unfathomable to men is that they can leap in a split second
from one level of their personality to the other. As a consequence,
that charming lady you are flirting with suddenly turns into a
sharp-tongued businesswoman, only to react like a helpless college
girl in the next moment. It would be asking too much of a man’s mind,
being merely a simplified, incomplete version of a woman’s mind, to be
able to comprehend this kind of complexity in the opposite gender.

Of course, one might argue that men also incorporate an anima and a
shadow in their personality. So what? The effect of all three
personalities is still the same: A unilateral drive towards ambition,
competition and ultimately triumph. Let’s face it: We men are
pathetically simple minded. How simple minded? Swiss author Melina
Moser knows the answer. She lists the only three things men need to be
happy: Admiration, oral sex and freshly pressed orange juice.

News to Clean Your Shoes

You know when the shits hit the fan? When Joe Scarborough, someone who attempts to be more smeary and conservative then his Fox News FUHRERS, denounces the policies of the NSA and George Bush amid the recent NSA-spy-on-every-American scandal. It also doesn’t help if you are easy prey, with new polls showing less than 30% approval ratings and thousands have died in Baghdad alone in the pastmonth.

In similar affairs, Salon has an expose on ‘The Rise of Christian Nationalism’. For further evidence, John McCain, once a staunch opponent of the proposed federal ban on gay marriage, has been moving further to the right to pander to the ultra-right that did not back his 2000 nomination.

In other news, people at the United Nations still they think they are important. This includes Kofi Annan, who has called for a ‘Green Energy Revolution’. This does not include turning bodies of victims of the Rwandan or Darfur genocide into carbon-based fuel.

Ever felt that politics is just a bunch of bull shit? Ever wonder if things get accomplished behind closed doors? The answer is no. And the NYTimes proved it (or at least antedotally!).

In the funny link of the day: it’s the Super Mario Brother! I hope he wasn’t looking for E3 passes (Mmm gliven). Part two of funny link: the Mohammed hamster dance!

Sweet Moon Money (Featuring Menstruation)

In his MSNBC TV program in May 2005, Scarborough criticized Arnold Schwarzenegger by repeating an allegation in a British newspaper that the California governor had advocated blowing up the moon as a way of controlling women’s menstrual cycles.

Also: Moon Money

Royce: That’s the miracle of the franchise. You get all the equipment and know-how you need, plus a familiar brand-name people trust. You’ll be on a rocket-ride to the moon! And while you’re there, would you pick up some of that nice, green moon money for me — Royce McCutcheon!

Homer: No deal, McCutcheon, that moon money is mine!

DaDa Bot: Part Deux

There is a tent, a fence, and a bible. It is an old fashioned revival:

DaDa Bot!