The Siren Sound of Love

If you’re DISTURBED ENOUGH to go out with me, I’ll take ya.

420 smoking single male here, fat, but handsome, and depressed. Well to do banker type.

This woman I dated recently liked it when I pretended to be her ‘daddy,’ which was a new experience for me. Sometimes she wanted to be spanked, sometimes she wanted to be sweet-talked and cuddled. Hell’s bells, I liked it.

Look, it’s not that I wouldn’t rather have a normal relationship with an upbeat girl who doesn’t have depression issues. I’m entitled to companionship and sex just like everyone else. Absolutely no apologies here.

So, if you’re a female nut job whom nobody else wants, and you’re lonely, consider getting in touch with me. I might be able to do something for you, at least temporarily.

I mean, why the HELL not?

Let’s hit emotional bottom together. That way, there’ll be nowewhere else to go but up.