my latest masturbation fantasy

oh so you’re related to Ed Norton eh?
that must be sooo cool
so tell me, what are some of his favorite hobbies?
does he like:
moonlit walks on the beach?
does he like:
candlelit dinners for two?
because I do
I do.
tell him I do.
will you do that for me?
the next time you see him
at your other uncle’s wedding?
can you tell him I think of him daily and that I know that if he just gave us a chance it could really work I mean really work
we could become us could become one
tell him I love his movies
wait, where are you going?
I thought we had something, the two of us…