actions

actions speak louder than words. that’s the old saying. but when i find you in my own god damn bed knee-deep with my cousin, playing hide the salami, it does NOT make for a successful relationship. and this the day after you gave me a promise ring?

oh, and by the way, i STILL have your spongebob squarepants DVD’s. my cousin may be single and desparate, but she is still 39 and won’t get your impish, childish humor. i hope you rot.

ps. can i have my rachael ray cookbook back?