Rick Perry’s Dumbest Moments Ever Recorded
In case you missed it, Rick Perry recently stated that he will not seek re-election for the Texas governorship in 2014, instead opting to pass along his spectral “leadership” torch to another cowboy-booted, lady-loathing and corndog-crunching conservative. Will he run for president again? He’s not ruling it out, and for the sake of Daily Show writers (and selfishly, ourselves) we hope he does. Indulge in a little schadenfreude below with some of the aspiring MENSA member’s most clever quips–maybe 2016 will bring along some more classic “oops” moments:
Perry’s Amnesia Regarding His Own Ideas
Perry’s Revisionist Approach To American History
On Made-up Activist Judge Sonia Montemayor
On The Undeserved Federal Aid Given To The World’s Youngest Country, Solyndra (Sorry, South Sudan)
On The “Islamic Terrorists” Running Turkey And Their Need To Be Kicked Out Of NATO
On His Social Media Savvy
On The Heartbreakingly Similar Oppressions Faced By Gays And Christian School Kids
Demonstrating His Oratory Prowess
Perry’s Riveting Cornerstone Speech That Left Many Wondering ‘Was he drunk?’
Perry’s Unintentional Sagacity
See you in 2016, Rick!
