Conservatives With Erections For Sarah Palin

I’m sure I’m not the only male in America who, when Palin dropped her first wink, sat up a little straighter on the couch and said, “Hey, I think she just winked at me.” And her smile. By the end, when she clearly knew she was doing well, it was so sparkling it was almost mesmerizing. It sent little starbursts through the screen and ricocheting around the living rooms of America. This is a quality that can’t be learned; it’s either something you have or you don’t, and man, she’s got it.

Conservative commentator Rich Lowry of the National Review basically saying that Sarah Palin did well because she gave him a boner

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Lenin Explains The Bailout

“Fascism is capitalism in decay” — Vladimir Lenin

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Fleeced By The Capitalists

It is an old maxim and a very sound one, that he that dances should always pay the fiddler. Now, sir, in the present case, if any gentlemen, whose money is a burden to them, choose to lead off a dance, I am decidedly opposed to the people’s money being used to pay the fiddler…all this to settle a question in which the people have no interest, and about which they care nothing. These capitalists generally act harmoniously, and in concert, to fleece the people, and now, that they have got into a quarrel with themselves, we are called upon to appropriate the people’s money to settle the quarrel.

Abraham Lincoln in a Speech in the Illinois Legislature Concerning the State Bank [via Tiny Revolution]

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Sarah Palin Is Still A Huge Mother Fucking Moron

“But, look, I understand this day and age of ‘gotcha’ journalism,” McCain said. “Is that a pizza place? In a conversation with someone who you didn’t hear the question very well, you don’t know the context of the conversation, grab a phrase. Gov. Palin and I agree that you don’t announce that you’re going to attack another country.”

It’s gotten so bad that John McCain has to chaperon his down syndrome Vice President pick Sarah Palin to all of her interviews. Do you think he has an electronic buzzer so he can shock her everytime she starts talking about molecules and Vladimir Putin invading Russia so she can have foreign policy experience?

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An Act Of Cruelty, Indeed

“Frankly, I’ve come to think, post-Kissinger, post-Katie-Couric, that Palin’s nomination isn’t just an insult to the women (and men) of America. It’s an act of cruelty toward her as well.”

— Judith Warner, on her New York Times Blog

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