Be Scared America. Be Very, Very Scared.

Welcome to your future America: dumb, white, and jobless.

Oh, gee. Help me out here guys.

I can’t think of any policies right off the bat.

To be honest witcha, I dunno an’thang about her furrin policy ..

She’s someone who can make a difference. … I dunno, I guess I never really thought about it.

Umm, I’m not really sure.

I’m not sure. Where ya going with that? What issues?

She’s for cutting taxes, um, you know, making a more entrepreneurial, um entrepreneurial…. just… like… conducive environment for our country, you know, getting back to less government, less government dependence on things, back to individuals and just.. healthy, healthy country.

The state that did govern… was right across the street from Russia. … I’m sure she had boundary issues she had to deal with.

Governor of Alaska is the only one that has a top security… That means if anything happens on the borders on that side, she’s the first one on the line of attack.

Well, I watch Fox News a lot!

But as usual, we have a weiner:

Q: What rights do you think are being imposed on?

A: Well I’m a Christian, and and American, and you know freedom

Conclusion: This political theater is really keeping me from appreciating the spectrum of socio-economic injustices waged against me by the upper class on a daily basis. Ergo: DEY DERK DER FREE-DUMBS!!!

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