Misunderstood

At some point, we all have our sexuality questioned. In my case it was by two married gay men. I had expected a simple night out at the bar where a (female) friend of mine invited me to keep her company. She tended the bar while I drank the free beer she offered me. It was a good arrangement and needed no adjustment.

I had noticed earlier that there happened to be a gay couple sitting next to me. This did not concern me in the slightest bit as I don’t really care about peoples choice of sexuality. Before I know it, my friend (who I now think set me up) introduced me to the regular customers sitting next to me. I went through with the formalities, returned to my beer and vague flirting with the girl.

Since I am a smoker, I wandered outside for my 5 minutes of ‘fresh air’. It was a mistake as I was ambushed by the two queers.

“Hey, you got a smoke for me and my husband?” he asked. I obliged and even offered a light. That was the last of the niceties. “You want to come in the car with us? We have a little bit of blow.” Now, I’ve never done it and didn’t intend to with two gay guys under any circumstance. I don’t think they heard me saying no.

“You should come back to the house with us, we live around the block from here.” he went on “It will be fun, we have wine and other fun stuff. Come with us.” Again I protested and at this point, I’m making my way back to the safety of the bar. “Well, have you ever been with a boy” he prodded. I had enough and turned around and headed back to the bar.

“Atleast show us your PENIS!” they yelled. I returned expletives, explicit hand gestures and derogatory comments at the duo. Upon returning to my stool, I picked up and moved to the other end of the bar. My friend immediately saw the look on my face and exclaimed, “You poor thing, what did they do to you?”

I shook my head and ordered up a shot.