Jumping the Shark While Eating Salad With A Spoon

John McCain, John McCain, what a maverick! Somebody find out what fork he used on his salad, because I guarantee you it wasn’t a salad fork. This guy could have used a spoon! There’s no predicting him. By the way, Senator McCain, it’s so wonderful to see you coming back into the Republican fold. I have a summer house in South Carolina; look me up when you go to speak at Bob Jones University. So glad you’ve seen the light, sir.

Remember when people cared about John McCain, Mr. Maverick of the Republican party, who is now relegated to running behind a Mormon who presumably has sex with 20 wives who pray to Muhammed and a New Yorker who married his cousin (and I didn’t even have to make that part up). I could pretend to remember, but I was too busy doing blow in Netscape’s bathroom at the time.