Do you think he exploded his cognitive dissonance on her chest?

Or did it end up in the toilet bowl? It turns out that several high ups in the Bush White House were frequent customers of the DC ‘Madam’ (why is a female pimp called a Madam, by the way? When I think of Madam, I think of my French tutor), including this pedophilia-in-waiting Randall Tobias, a former U.S. AID director who partook in a wonderful loyalty oath, that, wait for it, made employees swear not to get prostitutes:

Former U.S. AID director Randall Tobias, who resigned yesterday upon admitting that he frequented a Washington escort service, oversaw a controversial policy advocated by the religious right that required any US-based group receiving anti-AIDS funds to take an anti-prostitution “loyalty oath.”

And want to know something even more sickening? Guess who got a Purple Heart. George Bush. I’m done. Seriously.